Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hoof Sanitizer

Stay away from me!
Don't sneeze, cough, or breathe near me!
Swine Flu on Fox News

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Soggy

I'm no fan of baths
They are a lot of trouble
Fleece dries quite slowly

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Cowbells

For whom the bells toll
Donka donka donka donk
Cowbells aren't pretty

Monday, April 27, 2009

Living My Life

A day like any
Is it? Does it have to be?
Today I will thrive

Friday, April 24, 2009

Beating My OWN Drum

Authenticity
I won't kowtow to the Man
Cows "tow" - ewes speak truth

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Love

Can bulls be tender?
Can bulls fall in love with ewes?
A ewe loves a bull

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Longing for Spice

Life can be mundane
Boredom so deep it echoes
Bored-ored-ored-ored-ored

Monday, April 20, 2009

Mistakes are Forbidden!

Dolt haiku 'toonist
Misdated one of my strips
I can't work like this!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Stupid Jerk Cows

I hate cows so much
They think they're so great with bells
And utters and things

scritcha scritcha

When all is quiet
And nothing around me stirs
My fleece says, "Scratch scratch"

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Low APR?

I need more credit
I want a TIME credit card
Giant to-do list!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Post Birthday

A little older
And a little chubbier
Birthday afterglow

Monday, April 13, 2009

Happy Birthday!

A happy birthday
Yes, sheep celebrate them too
But we don't eat cake

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Rush

Yikes so much to do!
Roses to smell? I've no time!
Ewe in a hurry

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Achoo?

Um has spring sprung yet?
I'm cold then hot then cold then
Confused non-season

Friday, April 3, 2009

ZZZZZZ!

Angry lion roars
Far from my west coast shores. Here,
Sleepy farmer snores

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Hating to Care

People are watching
Why does it matter so much?
They point out my flaws

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Fools! Get it?

April 1 fools rush in
After I lay my clever traps
They don't laugh but I do