Hoof Sanitizer

Stay away from me!
Don't sneeze, cough, or breathe near me!
Swine Flu on Fox News

Soggy

I'm no fan of baths
They are a lot of trouble
Fleece dries quite slowly

Cowbells

For whom the bells toll
Donka donka donka donk
Cowbells aren't pretty

Living My Life

A day like any
Is it? Does it have to be?
Today I will thrive

Beating My OWN Drum

Authenticity
I won't kowtow to the Man
Cows "tow" - ewes speak truth

Love

Can bulls be tender?
Can bulls fall in love with ewes?
A ewe loves a bull

Longing for Spice

Life can be mundane
Boredom so deep it echoes
Bored-ored-ored-ored-ored

Mistakes are Forbidden!

Dolt haiku 'toonist
Misdated one of my strips
I can't work like this!

Stupid Jerk Cows

I hate cows so much
They think they're so great with bells
And utters and things

scritcha scritcha

When all is quiet
And nothing around me stirs
My fleece says, "Scratch scratch"

Low APR?

I need more credit
I want a TIME credit card
Giant to-do list!

Post Birthday

A little older
And a little chubbier
Birthday afterglow

Happy Birthday!

A happy birthday
Yes, sheep celebrate them too
But we don't eat cake

kakakakakaka - not!

Thankful for my fleece
The furless are shivering
Wishing they were sheep

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Rush

Yikes so much to do!
Roses to smell? I've no time!
Ewe in a hurry

Achoo?

Um has spring sprung yet?
I'm cold then hot then cold then
Confused non-season

ZZZZZZ!

Angry lion roars
Far from my west coast shores. Here,
Sleepy farmer snores

Hating to Care

People are watching
Why does it matter so much?
They point out my flaws

April Fools! Get it?

April 1 fools rush in
After I lay my clever traps
They don't laugh but I do